Twitter.

• 09:44 That's almost as big as my husband's! #
• 14:05 Your pathetic ego really thinks your life is interesting to total strangers when it's not even interesting to your so-called friends? Buy a vowel: Nobody cares what you are doing. #
• 14:06 Thank the lord for incremental updates on nothing! #

This is cool to total idiots. #LoudTwitter!