Monday, March 19, 2007

Stupid things someone needs to fix pt 2

4. SUVs. I hate those bastards. If I hear one more person tell me they "feel safer in an SUV" I will have to pull out their pubic hair one at a time with slip-joint pliers. Get out your head out of your own ass! While you are busy feeling safer, you are endangering every driver that isn't in an SUV. Cars in accidents with an SUV sustain damage that is amazingly close to complete destruction of the vehicle. People driving the cars are usually dead. The high frames just shoot over the autos and go straight for the driver. Glad you feel safe, though.

And the headlights - for Pete's sake! The damn things are up so high the headlights are RIGHT IN THE EYES of everybody not driving an SUV. Especially when the SUV is behind the car. I wonder how many accidents involve people blinded by the SUV headlights?

And when you talk to the owners, they're response is usually "If you don't like it, buy an SUV and it won't be a problem." There's some good logic. Become part of the problem as the solution to the problem. Reasonable men are dangerous - remember Germany?

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